did you know that public telephones are laden with enough explosives to blow your head clean off? secret government agents have been replacing the earpiece of public phones in all major cities since last december with earpieces containing deadly amounts of c-4 explosives. the government is targeting public phone kiosks because of recent developments off of the third ring of saturn, which coincide with Hitler’s return from the fabled island nation of Funkymonkey.
no music today. winamp dies, and cd’s are a pain. i’ve had to restart my computer 4 times today. there goes productivity, closely followed by sanity.