Archive for December, 2000

i wasn’t on a plane

i wasn’t on a plane headed to nairobi today i promise.

so. last night, i learned

so.
last night, i learned these things:

1. Bud Light is Chinese for “tastes like sock water (with no aftertaste) and sits like lead in belly”

2. Shredding fellow employees (and employers… heh) into bitsy bloody bits with a rocket launcher is mucho good.

3. Never mess with southrons with guns.

excuse me but what does

excuse me but what does this link to the “christian gay community” site, have to do with my metacrawler search for “the verve lyrics”?

downey jr. pleads innocent oh

downey jr. pleads innocent
oh come on! who actually believes he’s innocent?

nothing new nothing old. cold.

nothing new nothing old.
cold.
eyes burning like white fire.