HAYWARD, CA— Dinesh Parekh, 9, continues to struggle to find a bicycle license plate with his name on it, the Indian-American child reported monday. “This is the third store I’ve checked today,” said a dejected Parekh, exiting a Toys “R” Us near his Hayward home. “Derrick, Diane, Dillon and Dylan, Dirk… no Dinesh.” Parekh, who has pedaled his brand-new Schwinn to more than a dozen stores during his three-week search, said he plans to ask his mother to drive him to the KB Toys in San Leandro next weekend.
aaaaah the freaking onion…
3 Responses to “Indian-American Child Having Difficulty Finding Bicycle License Plate With His Name On It”
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i totally feel for this kid, i mean with out a name on your bike how can someone know which one to cut the brake cables on, which one to steal, and which one to leave alone because: “hes cool” oh the memories…
Is it just me or is the Onion starting to reuse their news articles? I swear I’ve read the story on the Hammurderer before. Same with the story Drew posted here. Just wondering.
maybe you just thought of the articles first and forgot to write it down, so now they are claiming stories that should have been yours.
sucks to be you