Now this wins the award for the funniest thing that I have heard yet this week.
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“Americans think terrorists are evil people who have hijacked a great religion…” - Bush
and, at the risk of sounding too lefty for the likes of whatever readership we may have, take a look at the following quote from a diebold[*] rep found in a leaked memo:
“I need some answers! Our department is being audited by the County. I have been waiting for someone to give me an explanation as to why Precinct 216 gave Al Gore a minus 16022 when it was uploaded. Will someone please explain this so that I have the information to give the auditor instead of standing here “looking dumb”.” [source]
[* diebold makes computerized voting machines, and has recently come under fire for their less than accurate results, and the security concerns relating to electronic polling systems]
so.
instead of going out with every other shopper in the country on the same day, there is buy nothing day, nov. 28th, the day after thanksgiving.
10/30 - birmingham, AL
11/1 - atlanta, GA
11/2 - memphis, TN
or maybe i should go see rasputina each and every time i can…
Christmas, anyone? 
